I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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