Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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