Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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