At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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