So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
