it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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