dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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