Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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