this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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