Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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