Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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