And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
she looked like the before picture.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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