my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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