so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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