Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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