Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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