your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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