I swear she didn't look like that last week.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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