Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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