And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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