You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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