On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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