I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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