I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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