I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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