She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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