That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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