I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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