ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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