can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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