she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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