i'm lost and i look like a hooker
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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