even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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