Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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