this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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