No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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