I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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