Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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