Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
only you would photoshop your dick
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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