The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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