Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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