I just made out with a guy for $7.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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