I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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