What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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