I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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