sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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