it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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