I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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