There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Dear god my vagina.
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