If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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