On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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