threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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