You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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