I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Well I just put wine in my tea
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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