Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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