My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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