He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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