I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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